- Listen the sound of fighting and screaming children and think about what they are fighting over
- Read Sky Mall and think of ways to work a frog statue into your home garden
- Write blog posts
- Organize your folders on your computer, so that you at least look like your in control of your work life
- Organize your photo album
- Try not to stare too long at the person next to you sleeping and snoring with their mouth wide open
- Write long-winded, aggressive and aspirational plans that will never come to fruition
- Curse the new year when your airline miles turnover and your lose elite status and your first-class upgrades
- Wish you had downloaded more apps and videos on your iPod
- Question why you bought a venti drink when you’re in the middle seat
September 17, 2008 · 6:16 pm


11. Take pics of the lavatory and post about it in your blog
http://www.sleeplessinkl.com/2009/07/02/mini-tour-of-a-planes-lavatory-alt-title-what-happens-when-boredom-strikes-during-a-long-haul-flight